Na wa o!!! Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Alligator He Claims Tried to Eat Him Up (photo)

Crazy and strange things we hear in this world!!
The man, Rupert Darwin, pictured above has been arrested by Police for tieing, blindfolding and sexually assaulting a 12 foot alligator on the photo above multiple times a day for the last one month.


According to residents, Darwin,59, who is a relatively unknown fisherman, sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”

Police had responded to arrest him after a man walked by Darwin’s house and saw him having sex with the reptile in his backyard.

The witness heard Darwin say,

“Next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

The witness told police. "It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen. The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it."

Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Below is an excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:

"The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved."
Like seriously???

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over.

The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.