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Saturday, 29 August 2015

Driving Instructor Has Own Gas Pedal In Case Student too afraid of Gunning it (Lolx)

Instructor Bill Dennison with a Student 
Local driving Instructor Bill Dennison on Monday confirmed that there is an extra gas pedal on his side of the vehicle in case one of his students is a complete p****. Lolxx!!!
Bill Explained he uses it only as a last resort. He said;
“The accelerator on the passenger side is just a precaution should a student driver turn out to be a D***less wuss who’s afraid of really gunning it,” said Dennison, explaining that the pedal is an important failsafe that can be deployed whenever some candy-ass teenager tries to limp onto the interstate at 55 miles an hour like a little b***h. 
“As an instructor, you want to avoid any unnecessary interference, but when you’ve got some pantywaist behind the wheel who doesn’t have the stones to pass on the shoulder, sometimes you’ve got to sack up, drop the hammer, and show that little nancy how it’s done.” Dennison also said it’s sometimes necessary to use the vehicle’s emergency brake when a student is too chickenshit to fishtail like a total badass.

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