Biko, Help Give This Story A Title

I've decided to share this story asking you guys to TITLE it cause since morning I've been cracking my brain just to give it a suitable title but it's not forth coming. Pardon me!!
A facebook user share the posted, dont know if its fiction or the truth but whatever be the case - it would'nt be a bad thing to discuss on a beautiful Thursday morning, *smile.
It goes thus;